Friday, May 18, 2012

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If You Plan On Visiting Thailand, Try To Avoid Accidentally Buying Roasted Baby Fetuses From Fetus Smugglers

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It's like I've always said, any time you smuggle more than 4 roasted fetuses into another country, you're probably there for a reason.

While I'm not well-versed in the roasted-fetus smuggling game, I can imagine that this dude had to be involved in some sort of business transaction. A few roasted fetuses for a hologram Charizard Pokemon card? Maybe a Furby? Unsure how they translate currency-wise.

::Reads story further, throws up, redacts every previous word written::

Yikes. This is some next level fucked up stuff, that even my piss poor moral compass can't dive into further. Ground up, disintergrated baby pills? Nah, that ain't me.

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  1. Anonymous said... May 18, 2012 at 12:20 PM

    omg, I think I just puked all over wmd.

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