Tuesday, May 29, 2012

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Thank You, DeShawn Stevenson, For Making Me Desperately Want An ATM In My Kitchen

Once you go ATM in your kitchen, you truly can't go back. Makes me jealous as hell that I don't have one. What do I do when I need quick cash while I'm putting together some chicken parm? Can't just call my bank and ask them to slip money under my door. As weird as this may sound, I kinda resent all my kitchen appliances right now. Like, "Yeah, you're a blender and pretty good at making smoothies, but can you give me $400 right now?" Nothing can answer "yes" to that question except a kitchen ATM.

Good luck cooking meals for the rest of your life now that you know what you could have had.

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