Thursday, May 31, 2012

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Hundreds Of Sheep Fall Out Of The Side Of The Truck And Disrupt Traffic

Welp, this sucked for everyone. The sheep obviously, the truck, the drivers on the highway, the paramedics, me for blogging it. Fucking errybody got the raw deal here.

This brings me back to discussing the morning commute. Sometimes you get stuck in traffic. Sometimes the weather sucks. And sometimes 400 sheep smash your car to pieces. Imagine making that call into work:

"I'm not really sure how to put this, but I'm going to be a little late getting into work"

"Well, what happened?"

"Umm...I think 375 err, wait no, 379 sheep just fell out of a truck onto my car. I have to wait for AAA to sort this out."

"Come to my office when you get in"

"Sheep fell on my car" is the new "The dog ate my homework." On that note, were dogs really crushing social studies assignments like that? They get a pretty bad rap for eating multiple sheets of paper. I digress.

RIP Sheep.

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