Friday, May 18, 2012

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Will Smith Backhand Slapping Affectionate Guys All Over Ukraine

Does MIB3 suck? I'm not one to analyze a picture (pretty sure 98% of WMD is me analyzing pictures), but Will doesn't seem like a happy camper on premiere night. Lucky for him, he can do no wrong in my eyes.

I can absolutely see where he's coming from though. I'm 300% not trying to get kissed by a Ukranian dude reporter. But Will, don't you have like seven 6'9 350lb dreadlocked-out bodyguards that can come to your aid at a moment's notice and erase this non-glasses-wearing Stephen Colbert looking motherfucker off the grid? You made "Big Willie Style" and we forgave you for Hancock, you deserve a bit more respect and protection for this.

On a very real note, is getting slapped the most disrespectful thing that can happen to anyone? I think it is. In medival times, dudes got decapitated and hung as a result of getting slapped. No coming back from that. Toss some Johnson's Baby Powder in your palm, swing, and potentially ruin someone's life forever.

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