Potential Pedophile In Astronaut Suit Doing Crazy Dunks And Harassing Little Children

By reading that title you'd think I was exaggerating, but if you watch the entire video that's about as accurate as I could have gotten.

Sure, this guy in the astronaut suit was most likely arrested for coercion and drug-related loitering on school grounds shortly after this was shot, but there is no denying that this motherfucker can jam. In some sectors of the world a sick dunk completely alleviates you of abduction charges, so I guess he has the right idea going with this one. And I love the subtlety of the astronaut suit. It's SUCH blatant pedo-wear that it probably threw everyone off the trail.

But in all seriousness, this is my roommates' band Stereo-Drive By and this is their latest music video "Astronaut." No children were harmed during the making of this video (I hope) and most likely one of them will grow up and work for NASA or be in the NBA.

SDB loves the kids.