Wednesday, May 16, 2012

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It's The Ticket Oak's World And We're Just Living In It

If you don't think the Ticket Oak is the most electric, charismatic commercial personality to come along in decades, you sir/madam are out of your mind. And probably a terrible human being.

My man is just content as hell to sit there and wait for people to request tickets to their favorite shows. Sure, his eyes may be a little wonky/wildly misaligned and he may have a glaring learning deficiency, but god dammit if he's not working his ass off growing Justin Bieber and Miami Heat tickets out of his ticket-leaf-fro.

And yes, the Ticket Oak's owner is most certainly a serial killer. Ryan probably didn't make it to that show.

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