Wednesday, May 16, 2012
It's agreed that the Pandora app sucks, right? You pick an artist's "station" then skip 3 songs because they're not even close to the type of music you chose and then a commercial about Honda Civics comes on. Next thing you know, you wasted 5 minutes and your phone battery is drained roughly 25 percent. So you can imagine how I feel about combining this bullshit with marriage.
The idea of marriage is bad enough. I was barely able to ask anyone to prom, so I'll probably have a combo aneurysm-heart attack before I get down on one knee for some unlucky lady in the future. With that said, how much of a cop-out is asking your girlfriend's hand in marriage via a Pandora commercial. Your girl is just trying to get her Lady Gaga fix in during the morning commute. Don't burden her with the most important question of her life when she's already pissed that she had to skip through 2 Ke$ha songs and Katy Perry's "Firework." It just lowers your chance that she's going to say yes.
There is NOTHING worse than overly creative wedding proposals (except that dude that somehow proposed via Super Smash Bros.). Just go to the fucking park, take her on a chariot ride, get a glass of red wine in her so she'll be kinda drunk, and blast the bling at her. If you're not a dick/rushing things, she'll say yes. Add Pandora commercial to the terrible list of asshole proposals that include: flash mobs, Youtube videos, songs, jumbotrons, Airplane Exhaust, in the sand, spelled out with inanimate objects, bands, Tim Tebow, internet memes and putting a ring in a glass of wine.
PS. Real talk, the two most important Pandora stations I have are the "Symphonic Orchestra" and "Disney Soundtracks" stations.
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Add Commentmuch respect to your top Pandora stations
There's a Disney Soundtracks station?!?!
You're welcome
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