Wednesday, July 31, 2013

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Guy From Oklahoma Who Plays Football In Philly Is A Racist. Go Figure.

I've never been to Oklahoma, but I've met people who are from Oklahoma. I'd argue that about 84 percent of the white people down there are racist to some level (except for Jim Ross, God bless Jim Ross).

I've been to Florida a few times. It's not that racist, but it's the weirdest fucking state ever. They just let a latino man get away with killing a black kid who beat him up. Shit, just look at @_FloridaMan if you're on the Twitter machine. Last update: Florida Man Taken To Police Station For Driving Without A License, Urinates On X-Ray Machine, Detention Officer. It's weird. Really weird.

I've been to Philly a few times, too. I also go to Penn State and am surrounded by Philly people. Philly is terrifying. The people are assholes (Brotherly Love isn't real in Philadelphia), they whip out the phrase "I'm from Philly!" every chance they get like it's an 11 inch dick and they can be horribly, horribly racist.

Mix that all together, and you get the above video of Oklahoma native Riley Cooper, who played college football at the University of Florida and plays for the Philadelphia Eagles, saying he'd fight "every *REDACTED BECAUSE I'M WHITE* here" at a Kenny Chesney concert. Apparently, black people listen to Kenny Chesney. Which is unfortunate. Kenny Chesney sucks.

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  1. Smeesh said... August 1, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Hey! I'll have you know that I'm from Philly! Wait, shit...

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