Tuesday, July 23, 2013

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People Don't Know What Jay Z Looks Like

Shawn Carter.  Rap Superstar.  Mogul.  Sports Agent.  Impossible To Identify

Why you ask?  Well, someone drew this fucking picture of him and thought they did a great job.

Just Young Hov looking like he has an extra two brains.  This super-smart, "Mars Attacks" version of Jay surpassed "Ether" as the most insulting thing that has ever happened in his career.  

Hopefully white people can apprecia....wait...

Looks like another mildly-racist case of "all black guys look alike" struck down at a local Gold's Gym.  Glad this guy just went with it.  Reminds me of any time that I leave the country and I automatically become 50 Cent, Kobe Bryant and Denzel Washington.  Lets you escape for a second.  Who knows.  This guy could very easily be a regular accountant who gets no satisfaction in every day life.  Sometimes you need to have people legitimately think that you are married to Beyonce to let you sleep at night.

Like I heard you went to Gold's Gym, nah, Hov did that so hopefully you won't have to go through that.

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