* They keep laying eggs
* They're loud
* They're messy
* They're expensive to maintain
By gosh, chickens are still laying eggs?! Fucking preposterous.
Hipsters up to their old tricks again, I see. Always trying to one-up each other in the "uniqueness" category. It's all good up until you get smacked in the face with the unique quality of owning and tending to a god damn chicken. Probably cool for the first 4 hours, but once you realize there's no one around to tell that you own a chicken, unique is probably not too fun. Chickens can literally give two shits about your impractical wooden bicycle, your herb garden or your $150 tattered jeans. They just want to squawk, pop out some eggs, defecate and eventually die. That's it. It's your responsibility to make that a smooth process for them.
PS. Scrap everything I said. This tetrahedron super-playground looks fun as hell. They're getting treated so well.
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