Wednesday, July 3, 2013

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Wrong John Silver's: The Worst Meal in America

So it is deemed - Long John Silver's offers the worst, most unhealthful meal in the U.S.: the Big Catch with Onion Rings. Guess they should throw it back because it's gonna blow your heart's ass up with its 33 grams of trans fat, 19 grams of saturated fat and 3,700 milligrams of sodium.

Warnings aside, don't get me wrong - I dig Long John Silver's sometimes; especially their hush puppies. And I'll eat almost anything at least once, like a bologna sandwich with a chocolate graham cracker slipped in, or one of those Costco Chicken Bakes the morning after I passed out next to it (that did me in for about a day). I'm even debating whether to eat cooked bugs someday when I travel to a land where they're a delicacy. But the intricate labyrinth of my gastrointestinal tract can only handle so much. Something like the Big Catch, for me, is saved for moments of heightened stress or self-hatred. In those instances, make it a double.

Not the Big Catch, but close (it's missing onion rings)

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