Wednesday, September 30, 2009

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Nothing Like Showering In Hot Water After A House Party Destroyed The Water Heater To A Previously Thought Point Of No Return


I'm so happy about this new development that I can sing a song on the highest of mountain tops. It let me take time to realize what happened and come up with a speech.

As quoted by the Associated Press: "Dub Jeezy's Pledge"

"That was god damned embarrassing. The way we had a party, lost our hot water, and did nothing about it. Unacceptable. I promise you all, good will come out of this. You will never see a bro crank up the hot water so high that it fogs the glasses on the sink. You will never see a kid use the recommended amount of shampoo, body wash, and face wash more often. And I promise you this. You will never see a kid shower more throughout a day than myself, my roommates, and any guest we happen to have stay over. God Bless"

Some other guys pledge.

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