Who Really Thought Chicago Was Goin' To Get The Olympics?

Wakka Wakka. I got a real laugh out of the idea that we were actually going to have the Olympics in Chicago. No offense, but Chicago just did not make a good Olympic city. If you can tell me something legitimately special about Chicago kudos to you. The main problem is that it's cold. Coming from a guy that doesn't have heat in his house, the cold is not a good place to do anything. I'm not feelin' it and I am booking my ticket to Rio as soon as possible. 1)Because the Olympics is a life-changing experience and 2) my wife is hiding out there somewhere and I need to find her.

Can't do that in Chicago. I'll just meet some prissy lawyer chick there who will slowly rot away my soul...or is that what every husband experiences?

JK! LOLZ