Friday, October 2, 2009

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Who Really Thought Chicago Was Goin' To Get The Olympics?

Wakka Wakka. I got a real laugh out of the idea that we were actually going to have the Olympics in Chicago. No offense, but Chicago just did not make a good Olympic city. If you can tell me something legitimately special about Chicago kudos to you. The main problem is that it's cold. Coming from a guy that doesn't have heat in his house, the cold is not a good place to do anything. I'm not feelin' it and I am booking my ticket to Rio as soon as possible. 1)Because the Olympics is a life-changing experience and 2) my wife is hiding out there somewhere and I need to find her.

Can't do that in Chicago. I'll just meet some prissy lawyer chick there who will slowly rot away my soul...or is that what every husband experiences?