Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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Nate Dogg Had A Stroke!?!?

Nate Dogg orrr Glenn "Big Dog" Robinson? You decide...

While having a spirited discussion about straight tracks at work today I brought up the fact that Nate Dogg had the ability to raise the likability of a song with a single chorus. I even went on a limb and said he was the chorus master or master of the chorus, or a level 75 chorus mage..hmm, my co-workers think I'm hilarious by the way.

As we are in this debate, one guy says, "sucks he had a stroke and is paralyzed on the entire left side of his body." I nearly hopped out of my seat, but I checked with Dr. Pedia and it was confirmed. Here I am all this time thinking Nate Dogg was kidnapped and hidden away somewhere by Akon and T-Pain. What the hell happened? I keep my ears to the streets. I got my arms on some grapevines. I fucked up. If you check Dr. Pedia yourself you can see that this allegedly (my new favorite word) happened in September of 2008. Let's face it, I don't even remember September 2008 (collegeee, wooooo).

Well Nate, I hope you are doing alright. I am secretly hoping that you chorus up a new track, similar to "Through The Wire", but more pertinent to a stroke. Mehh, borderline's a track!

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