Thursday, October 29, 2009

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Really Guys?

Is this some sort of joke? If you're going to rob a store with some drawn on fucking masks have some class to it. This is blatant disrespect to the revered "lucha libre" masks.

I can't distinguish if this is one single black sharpie or shoe polish. I'm ashamed. If you see Dub Jeezy robbin' banks with a drawn on masks you best be damned sure he is going to make a trip to Blick, drop about $82, buy some pastels, some brushes, and a god damn ruler. None of this busch league, "we were desperate and all was lying around was the marker on my dorm rooms' dry erase board." I ain't tryin' to hear that. If I did this crime, CNN would be having the feds at Rey Mysterios house in 2 seconds. My mask would be that good. I'd even pull a back flip off the top rope for good measure.

You don't have to tell me my plan is comparable to that shit you saw in "Inside Man." It's fine, I am not about the pat on the back. I just hope my words resonate to those that try drawing on their faces to rob banks. No more jankity, weak ass attempts.

Get your Blick rewards card to save up to $5 on your next purchase.

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  1. Anonymous said... October 29, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    i got a trademark on that word

  2. bloggggggger said... October 30, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    I think you should get to blick and get the $5 discount on pastels and canvas and start making beautiful pictures-- I will buy one!

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