A Battle That'll Never Occur Again: Kobe Bryant vs. Neil Patrick Harris

-Kobe, just being a condescending ass as usual. Like that puppet doesn't know what miniature means. It's been in the game since like '72, it doesn't need help. And as I've said many times before in this blog, kids don't get it. I've seen one walk into a wall after knowing it was coming for about 10 feet, no chance it'll absorb the definition of "miniature."



Again, this shit will be completely over kid's heads, because they'll be hitting it against walls, but I found this pretty funny. I hated Doogie Howser, but I have enjoyed everything he's been in since then (How I Met Your Mother & Harold and Kumar). I also find it hilariously ironic that as a gay man in real life, he plays a character that pulls down nothing but dimes on his show. It's clever.


Ding ding ding, this match is over.