REAL POST MADE BY THE COMMISSIONER OF ONE OF MY FANTASY LEAGUES:
"i have something that i'd like to get off my chest. i cheated this fantasy football season. i cheated a lot. my original plan was to have steve originally tank the first half of the season then trade me one or two of his superstars in a couple of questionable trades. everyone would just chalk it up to steve being a retard. what i didn't count on was steve changing the p%^$word to his account before going on a school trip to costa rica. what a knucklehead!!! i started panicking. my team was crumbling before my eyes. luckily, steve got back just in time to change his roster and ** craw out of the playoffs. oh yeah, as the league creator i ****ed with your rosters a lot, especially you roseville. i feel pretty bad about that. i don't know why i did it. maybe it was i grew up a die hard pats fan. i just hope you guys can forgive me. especially you roseville.
ps next year 50 dollar buy in and promise no cheating"
I've been associated with some high stakes stuff that doesn't involve the exchange of money. Like, NBA Hangtime and Apples to Apples to name a few. I've cheated my way to victories in both games on more than one occasion (sorry guys). This is first time I've seen anything like this. It feels like the day you realize Santa Claus isn't real. I thought Fantasy Football was a sacred club. A modern day treehouse if you will. This message was like a shitload of termites just coming into my treehouse and breathing fire everywhere. C'mon dawg. Why'd you put Seneca Wallace (Seahawks Backup QB) in over my starter (Aaron Rodgers-top 3 fantasy QB) during a crucial week 5 game. Not like I noticed because I am drunk every Sunday morning, but c'mon. And oh yea, i'll be sure to give you $50 next year. I'll also give you all of my credit card information and my social security number. You seem like a good dude.
Yes, you read correctly. I've consistently cheated at Apples to Apples.
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