Thursday, February 4, 2010

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Ehh, I'd Send In An Application To Diddy U.


-as long as there is a statue of this image somewhere on campus.

To no one's surprise, Sean "P. Diddy" Combs has come up with another scheme to get another substantial sum of income. This one though, is something I am potentially interested in. Like, I'm cool with Ciroc if it wasn't like $80 a bottle. I'm fine with Rubinoff for $11.99 thank you very much. And I don't have the willpower to apply for one of your reality shows. I couldn't deal with the fan mail and facebook requests..my thumbs are too sensitive to keep clicking accept/ignore/messaging hot girls. This new idea is a bandwagon I can hop on. Diddy U: The Entrepreneurial School aka. Another Bad Boy Joint: Take that, Take that.

Sign my ass up. What do you need, like a 27 on the GMAT to have a chance? That's like 45% of my first name and I could probably get into Diddy's school. Instead of going to work, I'd love to attend a 9am--Make ALOT Of Money Without Any Discernible Talent 101, or a Life Without Biggie 200 class. It'd be really important to gain those valuable tools in my quest to become the top blogger in the world (haha).

Not looking forward to office hours though. I'm not down to sit in room, have a bald dude, and a panel of about 7 people I've never seen before tell me, "I can either take that test, or not take the test" with Diddy emerging during the final and expelling me from the school. That wouldn't be good for my psyche.

But if girls half as hot as her are attending, I'm going to be taking out a few loans.

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  1. bloggggggger said... February 4, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    Is that you dancing in the photo with your girl?

  2. Dub Jeezy said... February 5, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    if only i were so lucky

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