Thursday, February 21, 2013

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10 Year Old Calls 911 To Avoid Bedtime

Bedtime sucks.  It's one of the worst things that has ever happened in all of our lives.  You spend half the time staring at the clock and the other half not getting anything accomplished because you're freaking out about going to bed.  It's the closest thing to purgatory in a young boy's life.  That's no way to live.  Sometimes you have to go rogue and do something outside of the box.

My personal go-to move was asking for food at weird hours so I had to stay up by default.  It was a dangerous play because 95% of the time I wasn't hungry at all, but when Monday Night Raw was on, something had to give.  Basically I perfected how to rearrange the food on my plate so it looked like I actually ate something.  Real desperate, real stupid and rarely worked.  What's more desperate though is calling the god damn police on your mother so you can stay up.

There is no way to quantify how bad my mother would have whooped my ass but there hasn't been a number invented yet to describe it.  Ironically, it wouldn't have been legal and I would have 1000% had to call 911 to save my life.  I bet this mother-son combo had a nice laugh about it and had ice-cream afterwards.  Lolz, white people.

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