Monday, October 28, 2013

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Kids Get Vegetable Flavored Halloween Candy And React As Expected

Shit's cruel.  No other way around it.  Yeah, we're laughing at these kids, but this was arguably the worst moment of their entire lives.  Imagine that.  Think about the absolute worst moment of your life getting captured on camera and displayed to millions of people so they can laugh at you.  Just ain't right.  

Poor Reed may never recover from this:
a look that screams: "if this is life, is it really worth living?"

Adrianna threw up on national television:
handled it like a boss, though.

Bro, you made Angelo take off his Skeleton headphones:
I'm not saying he was listening to "Money, Cash, Hoes", but it's just a hunch.

I blame Kanye:

She's actually fed up.  I would have stopped rolling immediately:

There's a common theme on WMD that kids are worthless.  Basically uncommunicative for about a decade.  To pass the time you make sure they have food, water, shelter and obviously candy.  For every house that gives out an apple, mini-toothbrushes, or motherfucking Tootise-Rolls, you can rot in the fieriest pits of Hell.  Don't be that house.

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  1. Ewen Patton said... November 7, 2013 at 2:34 AM

    I find these photos hilarious and your advice helpful. It's good that last Halloween, we did not run out of candies.

  2. Dub Jeezy said... November 21, 2013 at 3:28 PM

    thanks. kids are a fickle beast

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