Tuesday, October 1, 2013

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Probably Need To Leave Earth ASAP

Yeah, I Googled "Lance Bass Space Exploration Cost" because hey, you never know.  Turns out that I don't have 20 million dollars lying around and need a plan B to get the hell out of here.

I've looked at these pictures for about 5 minutes and truly have no idea how to kill these things.  They're in a weird area between fly-swatter and shotgun that I can't figure out.  One thing that I can figure out is that I need to get the fuck out.  NASA has like one or two dudes watching it since the government is shut down, right?  Pretty sure flying a spaceship can't be more difficult than whatever was happening in that stupid "Gravity" trailer.  Let's do this.

JK, we all dead.  Literally can't imagine a worse death.

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  1. Anonymous said... November 4, 2013 at 11:56 PM

    I feel you brother...I had the same thoughts seeing roadkill as I got off the beltway...and headed home...

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