Wednesday, October 16, 2013

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She Didn't Have A God Damn Chance

"I'm a middle-aged white woman, final answer."

Jeez louise, this woman's head just got put into a grinder.  One second, she's a humble mother of three that has only heard about the likes of this "Drake" character on the radio on mini-van rides to AYSO soccer games. Next, she's in front of millions having to answer a detailed question about one of his songs.  I feel for you, red.  I really do.  You didn't need to throw up the "I think I just sat in some shit" face, though.  Can't reveal your hand like that.

My recommendation:

Go with the emotional emotionless face.  No one has a CLUE what this guy is feeling, but he's definitely feeling something.  When you get home and your husband freaks out because you couldn't get the $100 question right, throw up this face and casually walk to the bedroom.  Works every time.

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  1. Anonymous said... October 16, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    did she answer "look okay"? i bet she did.

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