Tuesday, October 15, 2013

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The Guy Who Made This Showering LEGO Grandpa Probably Needs To Take A Few Plays Off

Hey man, chill out.  Have a beer.  Take a walk outside.  Whatever you do, stay away from that little jug of LEGOs in your nephews room.  You clearly don't know how to use them correctly.

Now I'm not saying I'm a LEGO expert, but I definitely am.

Exhibit A:
Name: "There's Levels To This"

Short, simple, understated, yet somehow, overstated.  I focused on symmetry, earth tones and being baller as hell.  Pretty sure all of that was accomplished.  I don't even need to show the second one, but it's a blessed day for y'all.

Exhibit B:
Name: "The Sun King"

My coup de grace.  The end of the road.  Masterpiece.  Whatever you want to call it, this is the pinnacle of LEGO usage.  A cyclops with a fern on its head, two lopsided feet and laser cannons on its shoulders just shat all over naked, showering grandpa.

I didn't want it to come to this, but whenever someone misuses LEGOs so egregiously, I have to check them.  It's the cross I bear.

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