Thursday, November 21, 2013

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Woman Gets Popped with Four Pounds of Cocaine, Tells Cops It's Homemade Soap

Gotta wash my nose, you guys
 
h/t TruTV 
 
Ah, an old classic. You can't convince me the "No it's just homemade soap I swear" defense isn't the right move here. Worst case scenario you get arrested, which is probably happening anyway. Best case, you get the cop to try to prove you wrong by smelling it and BAM. Coked up cop. Not only hilarious, but now he kind of has to let you go. It's not like he can just drive back to the station all high and try to convince everyone he did it by accident, right? Right.
 
P.S. "Field tests showed the white powdery substance was cocaine, records say." Oh yeah? Field tests? Is that what they call doing a few lines off the hood of your patrol car now?
 
 
Rick James approves


 

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  1. Anonymous said... November 21, 2013 at 4:12 PM

    Cocaine kinda tastes like soap (sometimes).. So maybe this girl WASNT lying. IDK THO, ive only walked once cause im a ninja ninja- YOWO and IM CHILLEN ERRR DAY ERR DAY ERR DAY. LIKE IM SITTIN ON A PARK BENCH. Ninjas tryna play.

    -King of all blacks.

  2. Smeesh said... November 21, 2013 at 4:23 PM

    I don't even...

  3. Anonymous said... November 21, 2013 at 4:37 PM

    Man SMEESH if there is one thing you should know, its that constant visual clitoral stimulation LEADS TO A HEALTHY LIFE, naw mean?

  4. Dub Jeezy said... November 22, 2013 at 12:48 AM

    You're the greatest commenter ever, King of all blacks.

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