Tuesday, November 19, 2013

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Does This Look Like a Woman Who Crashed Her Car Then Threw Her Baby at the Cop?

h/t Orlando Sentinel

If Japan is the epicenter for the world's weird shit, then Florida is definitely the hub for the USA's weird shit.

So the answer is yes. This is apparently exactly what a woman who throws her baby at a cop to get away looks like. But isn't this whole thing really just like running away from a bear in the woods? Like the whole "you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your friends" thing? Except I guess the bear is a cop and your friends are your two year old daughter. Sorry honey, mommy's got a few prior convictions. Maybe if you didn't take so damn long learning to walk she would have taken her with you, you stupid idiot.

But hey, that's life. Sometimes you have to be faster than your friends because someone left some smores out at the campsite, and sometimes you have to throw your baby at a cop because you're a shitty driver.

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