Wednesday, November 20, 2013

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Belgium Makes Claim for World's Weirdest Shit as Lady Sleeps with Dead Husband for a Year

Watch out Japan, Belgium just threw its hat into the ring.
I can only imagine the Belgian Weird Shit Czar (every country has one of those right?) chuckling to himself as he says "We'll see your tentacle porn and raise you a year long necrophilia fest. What do you think of that, you has-been fucks?" On top of calming the hell down, Belgium needs to realize it's out of its depth here. In Japan, we're talking about the country that brought us MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenges, for you uncultured simpletons), invisible butt statues, and like 90% of the world's weird porn. You need to back the fuck up and come up with a long term plan if you think you can take on Japan. You can't just go throwing out Lady Necrophilia all willy-nilly.

P.S. I see you sneaky mouse on the top of the bed.
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  1. Anonymous said... November 21, 2013 at 8:47 AM

    good eye on that mouse. sneaky indeed

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