Tuesday, November 5, 2013

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Watching Cousin Terio Fake Go To School Makes Me Sad


If you don't know Terio, he's a morbidly obese 6-year old that danced his way into America's heart.  Namely with the "Ooooo Kill 'em" dance that literally everyone is stealing these days.  Check this video for reference:


All well and good.  Let the little, big kid shine.  Then this started to happen:







This is a SIX year old.  He has the look of weathered 60 year old drug addict in his eyes.  Every day when I think this thing is going to blow over, something else comes up.  I mean the other night, he was pictured with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade after a Heat game at like 11pm on a Monday night.  A school night.


Don't give me that bullshit that he's getting "home-schooled."  Someone needs to save this kid.  ::Cough, Oprah::

PS. The fucking paper is sideways, Terio.  What could you possibly be writing?



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