Tuesday, November 19, 2013

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Guy Taunts Police Facebook Page, Gets Caught in Less Than 15 Minutes

Okay, so let's forget for a minute that this guy is the world's dumbest criminal. Yes, I get that he burglarized 17 cars, taunted the police on facebook about it, and then promptly got busted. Whatever, crime is crime. Sometimes you just gotta put food on the table.
But what grown man who wants to be taken seriously calls  people "muthasuckas"? Rolando, buddy, you need to step up your insult game. You sound like an 8th grader who wants to call people motherfuckers but is scared of his mom hearing him. I'm a weak, sheltered, generally unintimidating white kid whose last fight was in middle school. But if you call me a "muthasucka" to my face, I'm 1000% positive I can kick your ass.
P.S. Shout out to the Rosenburg, Texas police. Catching a car burglar in less than 15 minutes? I can't even get a fucking pizza delivered from down the street in that time.
P.P.S. Yes, I get pizza delivered from down the street. I'm lazy.
P.P.P.S. Rolando I'm just kidding about being able to kick your ass. Please don't hurt me.

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