Monday, July 23, 2012

// //

It Took 18 Of China's Finest Police Officers To Rescue This Sex Doll From The Bottom Of The Shandong River

China? 18 dudes? A sex doll? A province called ShanDONG? None of it adds up. This might be the most depressingly hilarious conspiracy theory of all time.

We've all gotten weird, right? Sometimes you go to a strip club, spend a lot of money and have some unspeakable things done to you. Other times, you round up the 43rd precinct, have a sex party with a manikin-headed, deflated balloon, draw too much attention, toss the boob-weighted balloon into the river and all simultaneously dive after it. Run of the mill search and rescue mission.


1) What did the other 17 cops do while the one guy "rescued" the doll?

2) Love that they presented the sex doll to the crowd and many small children had their days/lives ruined by that moment.

3) If there isn't a 7'8 Chinese basketball player in the NBA with the name "ShanDONG" within the next 20 years, I'll quit watching the sport.

2 Reactions to this post

Add Comment
  1. sex doll said... October 18, 2012 at 7:37 AM

    I would like to thank you for the efforts you have made in writing this article. I am hoping the same best work from you in the future as well. In fact your creative writing abilities has inspired me to start my own BlogEngine blog now. Really the blogging is spreading its wings rapidly. Your write up is a fine example of it.

  2. discount brand names said... November 6, 2012 at 3:03 AM

    If you looking for online designer sample sale then visit our website Our website launch date is 1st august 2012.

Post a Comment