Can I Eat This? Does It Matter?

I found a can of peaches under my old desk at work. Doesn't that look good, aside from the fact that it's peach season and I can get a fresh peach practically any damn where?

But I'm at work, so supplies are limited. Here's another but.

See all that yuck on the can? It's DUST. 

I don't know how long it takes peaches to go bad after the "Best By" date, but let's hope it's longer than six months and nine days. Stay tuned for this and more exciting details about shit that doesn't really matter.