Tuesday, June 4, 2013

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Can You Name Everything Wrong With This Picture?

"I hate you. I hate you. I don't even know you, and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you." - Silky Johnson, Playa Hater's Ball (Chappelle Show)

I honestly think Bieber did everything wrong to the point where he seemed like he was 100% trolling while simultaneously 100% not trolling.  He has officially reached a strange level of douchebag that we have never witnessed before.  There once was a time when wearing sunglasses indoors was just about the worst thing that you can do.  Well, it's 2013 and based on this picture, that's not true anymore.  There are way worse things that you can do.

You can rock a Miami Heat hat that screams "I have no idea who that Chalmers guy is, but LeBron is just so AWESOME."  You can wear a leather shirt with sleeves that suspiciously cut off at the biceps.  You can get a tiger tattoo on your "bicep."  You can wear lip gloss out in public - not chap stick, lip gloss.  And you can also look extremely disinterested like someone dragged you to game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals.  These things will all make you look terrible as an individual.

Of course this is all null and void if Bieber is rooting for Miami just for another shot at this moment:

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