Thursday, June 27, 2013

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This Tapir's Penis Just Put All Penises On Notice

Whoa.  Next level dong, but almost too much dong to deal with.  Shit is just dragging in the dirt like it's not a sexual reproductive organ or anything.  Dude's literally rockin' with a fifth leg.

Well fellas, it's officially dong alert time.  A real gut check moment to really feel bad about yourself.  But let's not get too sad so we can make fun of the Tapir for a second.  Pretty basic animal, right?  It has a weird faux hawk, the body screams "blah" and it generally doesn't look healthy.  Welp, none of that matters when you're swinging Thor's hammer. 

Tons of respect for the Tapir, aka the Ron Jeremy of the animal kingdom.

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  1. RoskiDeluge said... June 27, 2013 at 11:40 PM

    I love the completely superfluous picture pointing at the dong.

  2. RoskiDeluge said... June 27, 2013 at 11:42 PM

    Wait. It's actually pointing at the leg. And still superfluous.

  3. Dub Jeezy said... June 28, 2013 at 8:35 AM

    at a certain point the leg and dong just blend into one

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