Tuesday, June 18, 2013

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This Monkey Buying Himself A Soda From The Vending Machine Is Impressive/Terrifying

I'm wavering between, "monkeys are awesome" and "kill it with fire."  Can't really decide yet.  On the one hand, it's obedient as hell and very selfless.  He thoroughly wants to give his owner all the change, the soda, and basically anything else.  On the other hand, he's a monkey and he's very smart.  Like understands basic concepts of cause and effect smart.  CANNOT have that floating around this world.  I'm very only so smart so it's pretty evident that a pack of 2-3 of these things can absolutely ruin me.  Beat me up, throw feces at me, steal change from my pocket to buy sodas and then leave me to die.  Getting emasculated by small monkeys is not something that I'm trying to get involved in at this juncture of my life.

Verdict: Kill it with fire.

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