This tweet from Sports Illustrated's Peter King about Aaron Hernandez is so dumb that my IQ dropped 17 points. While in college, Hernandez was a bit of a bad apple, and now that he's been arrested for murder, King is going all sanctimonious doucher on us.
Basically, King is saying that there is some kind of correlation here? I don't know. Hernandez smoked weed in college and got in trouble, so it's obvious that he was going to drafted lower and, eventually, kill somebody (maybe multiple people!).
If that's the case, I must implore all my friends to immediately stop the consumption of marijuana. As @ConcernedMom420 always tells us, weed smokers are bad and, along with homosexuality and atheists, have a one way ticket to hell.
Oh, and for what it's worth: Tom Brady was drafted 199th. Remember that the next time there's a terrorist attack or someone holding up the line at Chipotle.
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