Here's The Breaking Bad - R. Kelly Mash-Up That You Weren't Asking About

Any time that you watch a video that combines Walter White and the Pied Piper of R&B, your day just became the greatest day of your life.

This is 100% me in a nutshell.  Someone somewhere knows what makes me tick and has basically invaded my DNA.  Really have no other choice but to become best friends/kill this guy ASAP.