Color me shocked. This very well might be the first time an obese, bearded guy got arrested for doing some weird shit. It's never them.
Imagine life sucking so much that you need to be incarcerated so you can get your jollies from stealing walking talkies and fondling convict-balls. Hey, maybe I shouldn't throw stones. Blogging hasn't been around long enough for scientists to develop any trends. For all I know, blogging is step one to becoming a jail fetishist. I could most certainly fuck with a walkie-talkie because they're basically high-powered local cell phones. God knows I love impracticality.
But alas:
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