Monday, February 21, 2011

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It's Safe To Say 'Black Thanksgiving' Was A Smashing Success

I didn't say it, CNN did. Lets be honest, someone had to say it. Surprised it was the confusing duo of Michael Wilbon and David Aldridge that stepped up and broke it down, but the blacktastic elephant in the room needed to be revealed.

As a black person, I thought Thanksgiving was pretty black to begin with. Didn't think we needed another one, but once I saw the All-Star game in Las Vegas, I knew it became it's own entity. Barring Pac-Man Jones losing his god damn mind and shooting strippers, it actually became a nice, SAFE place for black entertainment to connect. God knows the culture needed it after the debacle that was the Source Awards.

Ironically, "Black Thanksgiving" was dominated by: a 16 year old Canadian white kid and a half black/white ginger. A true sign of progress folks. Next order of business is to get myself and WMD corporation to the next All-Star weekend. Maybe we can use our imaginary company card to fund it. Now that I think about it..maybe we should hold off on that idea.

Craw will get kindly escorted out of the state due to terrorizing at least 3 Boston Celtics. G will IMMEDIATELY get whisked away by Kevin Durant or some shit. I probably just won't come back because Boston is cold as shit 100% of the time.

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  1. G said... February 22, 2011 at 7:37 AM

    I didn't know who Kevin Durant was, but I just googled and I'm into it. Field trip!


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