Tuesday, February 8, 2011

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Ski Lift Proposals? No.

^"I <3 U Jenna. Will You Marry me?"

I'm sure Jenna is a lucky girl, but if my guy popped the question while I was in winter sports action mode, wearing spandex Underarmour, a puffy coat, and goggles, I would just have to not marry him by default because clearly he could never satisfy me.

I changed my mind: Get out while you still can, Jenna.

The only good that can come of this picture is if that snowboarder in the righthand corner skids through that snow heart and ruins the entire thing, causing the chain of skiers to collectively slow chant "Asshole... Asshole" at him his entire way down the mountain. I mean, I would definitely at least watch that on Youtube.

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