^Fuckin' Brad. Get out of here bro. Your facial hair is offensive.
I've regretfully seen every Terminator movie multiple times and this Jeopardy scenario is more or less the plot of each movie. You know, the idea of making a computer that can think because we're lazy and we're tired of seeing human nerds like Ken and that son of a bitch Brad win each night. On the surface, I'm definitely 100% down for this Watson to come in and crush the scene on Jeopardy. First off, you'd be able to finish every game on time because Watson will have shit to say during the "what's good with your life" segment Alex wants to shoot himself to every night. No more, "I put toy ships in bottles" and "I knit sweaters" crowd. Straight business from Watson each and every night.
Then there's that Terminator scenario that is always looming behind your shoulder. Maybe one day Watson gets a question wrong and Alex is like, "Ohh, so close, it was actually leiderslautsen" and Watson responds, "Nah, playa....You're wrong" and the camera's go black. Brad would be the least of our problems at that point. I can't go to the bars in good conscience knowing that a computer killed Alex Trebek a few hours before. Just not a good look for the night. Plus I don't want to deal with fighting something like Watson. Throwing punches at a 5'11 Iphone or some shit.
I'll probably watch each and everyone of these episodes with "I told you so" queued up on all my text messages to the entire list of contacts.
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Add CommentHere's a better question: Why would a computer say "Nah, playa....You're wrong." Is WATSON from the streets?
you're right. watson's a fuckin' poser.
one look and you can tell he's always wanted to be black.
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