I Remember My First Dunk

Like it was yesterday. It was off a perfectly missed shot and the stars aligned. Basically just tapped that shit in and held onto the rim. Created the illusion that I was a legend when I was essentially a lay-up magician. David Blaine'n my way into the hearts of Freshmen Orientation.

That was me being a rockstar back in college. This is a dude that was most assuredly rushed to the hospital for what could be a multitude of reasons. I don't know, maybe it was the 7 foot fall. Possibly the 10 pound basketball hoop lodged into his neck. If it's not those things, it's 100% the millions of glass shards that impaled his brain. Pick your poison.

This video will probably get taken down because I'm only 2% kidding about this dude probably being dead.