The Death of Bieber Fever

Poor little Biebs. It would be a shame to die while everyone is still constantly on your ass for not having hit puberty yet. But maybe getting gunned down by the FBI gives you the testosterone cred necessary to be considered a man (even if you do sing at about the same octave as Mariah Carey.)

Oh babyy babyy babyy ooooh... bring on the 3D glasses, Justin, because I'm totally going to see your new movie now.

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