Skipping Through A Lot Of "Theme Song Madness" Because I'm Already Bored With It

Made a mistake and want to speed this up so I can get back to my bread and butter of blogging about absolute non-sense and things that bother me. Here we go with the speed rounds:

2) Kenan & Kel vs. 7) America's Funniest Home Videos

-Dumb match-up. Obviously Kenan and Kel.

4) Ducktales vs. 5) Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

Ducktales wins, but C&DRR is a jam. Gadget was also bananas-level hot:


3) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs. 6) Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Battle of shows with the long-ass-names that I sprinted home to watch daily. Nostalgia. Nothing beats the guitar solo in Power Rangers though - it advances.

2) Pokemon vs. 7) Tiny Toon Adventures

Pokemon might be able to challenge the Fresh Prince if I don't decide to nix this thing. Someone could have gotten pregnant to this track in the 80s.

4) Doug vs. 5) Captain Planet

-Doug was probably the inspiration for so many rappers and they don't even know it. The chick that was wind could also get it. Doug wins.

1) Family Matters vs. 8) Malcolm in the Middle

Carl Winslow was my father. Dub for Urkel.

God, this needs to end soon.