Wednesday, March 13, 2013

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Round 1 Match-Ups: 3) Salute Your Shorts vs. 6) Friday Night Lights

Neither of these are legitimate Theme "Songs" by any means.  "Salute Your Shorts" was probably the most disrespectful track of all time.  Everyone just making fun of Ugg when he's trying to take a bunch of asshole kids off the street and give them a safe and fun establishment to spend their summer.

(apologies for the quality - the internet was tough with this one)

Ugg got torn apart.  Couldn't even get an ounce of enthusiasm from anyone.  And they dropped the fart-bomb on him.  Completely cuckholded by way of theme song.  And I'm not trying to be a stickler, but finding out that Donkey Lips is currently NOT ok may play a factor in my vote:

Friday Night Lights arguably shouldn't be on this list, but it evokes so much emotion and genuine nostalgia that it may be the Cinderella squad we were looking to emerge.

Friday Night Lights Theme (intro) from mmuussttaaffaa on Vimeo.

I don't know if I will go to war with Donkey Lips or that genuine dickhead, Bud, but I would take down a nation Risk-style if Tim Riggins even broached the topic.

Also, this: 

So, yeah.  FNL wins.  First upset of the tourney.  Landry came off the bench and dropped 25 pts and 8 rebs.