Monday, March 4, 2013

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In What Will Be My Hardest, Most Pointless Project Ever: I'm Making A March Madness Style TV Theme Songs/Opening Credits Tournament Bracket

1000% the dumbest thing I have ever concocted.  Thought I'd get flashy on a Monday morning and embark on something super ambitious.  Bad idea.  I don't even understand the idea of making a bracket.  What goes where?  What do I call it?  All very confusing.

But I do know that I'm a TV Show/Opening Credit Theme song aficionado.  I know them embarrassingly well.  My analysis would make a nerd lose his virginity on the spot.  I don't even know what that means, but it's pretty potent.  With that skillset, I never really had a choice but to make a bracket.  I put the poll on Facebook and got a meager response, but I got some good ideas with my own genius brain.

Here are some pre-bracket thoughts:

- Yes, Fresh Prince will be a 1 seed and it is the overwhelming favorite.

-There are going to be a lot of cartoons on there, so be ready for that.

-My hardest decision currently is: Do I include VR Troopers, Beetleborgs, and Superhuman Samurai Sybersquad separately, or combine them into one sure-to-lose 16 seed?

-The mixture of black shows and white shows may create a bit of a race riot which I'm thoroughly excited for.

-I will have some costly omissions since I was a 90s kid and didn't eff with anything pre-1990 except for season one of Family Matters and Wonder Years.  So don't expect many shows from that era.

-Reboot will not sniff this fucking bracket

This ongoing post may be the end of WMD or the start of me being a billionaire creative thinker.  Either or really.