Monday, March 4, 2013
In What Will Be My Hardest, Most Pointless Project Ever: I'm Making A March Madness Style TV Theme Songs/Opening Credits Tournament Bracket
1000% the dumbest thing I have ever concocted. Thought I'd get flashy on a Monday morning and embark on something super ambitious. Bad idea. I don't even understand the idea of making a bracket. What goes where? What do I call it? All very confusing.
But I do know that I'm a TV Show/Opening Credit Theme song aficionado. I know them embarrassingly well. My analysis would make a nerd lose his virginity on the spot. I don't even know what that means, but it's pretty potent. With that skillset, I never really had a choice but to make a bracket. I put the poll on Facebook and got a meager response, but I got some good ideas with my own genius brain.
Here are some pre-bracket thoughts:
- Yes, Fresh Prince will be a 1 seed and it is the overwhelming favorite.
-There are going to be a lot of cartoons on there, so be ready for that.
-My hardest decision currently is: Do I include VR Troopers, Beetleborgs, and Superhuman Samurai Sybersquad separately, or combine them into one sure-to-lose 16 seed?
-The mixture of black shows and white shows may create a bit of a race riot which I'm thoroughly excited for.
-I will have some costly omissions since I was a 90s kid and didn't eff with anything pre-1990 except for season one of Family Matters and Wonder Years. So don't expect many shows from that era.
-Reboot will not sniff this fucking bracket
This ongoing post may be the end of WMD or the start of me being a billionaire creative thinker. Either or really.
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