I Was This Kid Before This Kid Existed

I feel like God got lazy and just filed me as another default design. Kind of like in a video game where you go to the create a character screen and that blank dude comes up that you need to accessorize to your likeness. I never have that problem. I just change his skin color to black and ta-da, I have myself a created character. If you tried hard enough, you can probably confuse me for most jacked, handsome, wealthy black guys. Anywho, what I am trying to get at here is that this kid is me from 8 years ago. Another one of the default black characters out there. The likeness is incredible. I'm pissed. If there was an Apple Store around when I was 13, I would have been doing that shit. Good for him seeing how Apple is probably going to fill his non-existent checking account with a multi-million dollar deal and feature him in like 4 trendy, colorful-ass Mac commercials. Straight jealously is surging through my veins. Oh well, I hope people mistake me for him on the street...us default guys have to help each other out.

Yes, I am 21 and he is 13. I fully recognize that and still would love to be mistaken for him.