Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Oh snap ya'll, Fantasy Football is back. I'm not one to brag, but.....

For like the 4th straight year I have added to my, "best pre-season teams that will most assuredly fail come Week 7" list. It's almost as if some heavenly body keeps trying to tell me that my teams are too unfair and would easily coast to championship after championship.

I guess it is always for the best though. People would stop inviting me to leagues if I keep winning championships. It's like that really incredible athlete that's way better than everyone else, but is never gets in games because he is too good. That's how things worked with me in fantasy football. Everyone in online drafts are saying stuff along the lines of, "Shit, Dub picked yet another great fuckin' squad. I don't even wanna do this shit anymore. randombro24 leaves draft room." My bad guys, I put in the research. Since I am literally putting in my best efforts to get fired these days, I have been logging some serious carpel tunnel inducing hours attaining the best knowledge on how to continue my pre-season dominance. '09 is here mofos and that means it's time for my inevitable 3 injuries to starting players and various "why does he have his worst career year as soon as I draft him" moments. See you on the field.

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