Monday, August 29, 2011

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Friends Ask Dub: "Do You Tell Girls That You Write A Blog?"

These questions are getting more and more serious. Just forcing me to completely expose my flaws for entertainment purposes. Whatevs, I'm an honest dude, so I'll enlighten.

The common theme to all of my answers revolve around personal success, whether it be money, women, or being the fucking man. Saying I write a decent blog probably can't get me close to any of those things. That's not saying that I will never reveal it, because I have. Granted, it's strictly for the rare possibility that they heard of the blog and I become a mini-celebrity in their eyes, but nonetheless I tell them. In the event that a girl is kind of cool and seems to be on a similar wavelength, I may venture out and mention that "I write" as a hobby. But then I immediately pray that they don't dig further with questions such as: "Like what, books?" or "Pfft, really?" What am I supposed to say to that? "Umm, it's like a diary, but for people that work in an office setting. I can't really explain what it's about. Just this week I posted on a giant mutant rat, D-batteries, a dude on a Segway, and 'The Game of Life' by Milton Bradley, sooo yeah." I honestly may get slapped in the face if I tell a girl that. The surrounding public may be so insulted by that ridiculous answer I may get escorted from whatever establishment I'm at.

Believe me, I want to get to the point where I don't have to tell a girl I write a blog because she already knows who I am. Not that I want "Dub Jeezy" to be a household name or anything because frankly it's a pretty shitty moniker and gives off a "low-grade dirty south rapper" vibe.

So to answer your question friends, I guess I'd have to go with "it depends on the situation." A cop-out I know, but let's be honest, writing blogs are for nerds. I'm just an outlier.

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  1. Anonymous said... August 30, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    that's prob the best way to go about it

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