Monday, April 30, 2012

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Serious Question: Can You Poop In Here?


Nah, that ain't me. In the realm of "things I don't fuck with", a bottomless toilet experience is at the top of the list.

The bathroom should be a safe-haven, not a god damn amusement park ride. Ultimately this begs the question, can you poop in here? Pardon my French, but that's the giant brown elephant in the room when you look at this picture. Ever experience stage fright in the bathroom? You know, that terrible situation when someone stands or sits in the stall right next to you and both of you are waiting for the other to go? Well picture that, but instead of being worried about Joe Schmo, you're worried about plummeting 700 feet.

How embarrassing of a police report would that be?

Anything that features..
-Dead and crumpled
-Covered in glass, toilet shards, and feces

is not a good look. I'm not a daredevil pooper and I'm not afraid to admit it.

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  1. Anonymous said... April 30, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    YUP

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