"You Know, I Really Enjoyed Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza, But I Wish They Offered Cheeseburger And Chicken Tender Stuffed Crusts Too"--No One. Ever.

At this point, just give us a fucking pizza with a side of chicken tenders and sliders. The logistics are a disaster with these new crust ideas. Like, I straight up don't know what's happening in these pictures.

Is there a way to even eat these individually? Because I will NOT resort to eating pizza with a fork and knife. I'm not about that life anymore. I can't even imagine what fat people are thinking. The initial feeling of joy must immediately be followed by the realization that they are going to die a cheesy disaster of a hot dog/cheeseburger/chicken tender related death. Pretty sure this is potent enough to kill a 5 year old child.

Whatevs, I'm all for America being America. It's like buying a Hummer for the sole reason of parking your hybrid inside of it. Demented luxury IS chicken strip pizza crust.