If Jen Doesn't Take Him Back, She's A Bitch And I'll Hate Her Forever

Saw this commercial like 2 hours ago and I just stopped crying. Pure, unadulterated creepy love. As an internet blogger and renowned creeper, I felt like I was watching myself for a second. Beautiful foreshadowing of my life. There's no doubt in my mind that a WMD post will be dedicated to a girl one day and it will be exponentially shittier than this. It'll just be a hodge-podge of confusing Excel documents, a flashy PowerPoint, and links to crudely depicted "inside jokes." I'll probably throw in the "We Found Love" video because I'm a dick that would ultimately lack in creativity in a situation like that.

Seriously Jen, you're an absolute slut if you didn't meet Mark for coffee.